Spam is getting weirdly intelligent.

This one looked like spam from the title, and I was about to delete it, then caught a glimpse of the contents and started reading it. Turned out to be spam after all, but it had me for a minute:

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After all that was one of those stupid stock alert spam messages.

More than anything, I’m fascinated by how this stuff is generated. There’s random snippets of stuff, but it’s mostly got a specific theme. Then there’s some really off the wall stuff thrown in. And I’m wondering if they knew to target me with design patterns stuff, or if that was just random as well.

I can’t help but thinking whoever wrote the parsing engine for this stuff couldn’t be making more money doing something MUCH cooler.